Egypt, You're Gonna Need A Bigger Boat ...
Swimmers and divers in the legendary Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh have been warned to stay out of the water until a deadly Whitetip shark that has attacked four swimmers is caught.
The Russian tourists were horribly mauled in two separate attacks by the same shark, according to lurid Brit tabloid The Sun.
Details of the attacks are pretty horrible, involving loss of limbs, and the Egyptian Coast Guard is hunting the shark, while insisting people stay out of the water in the area.
And yes, we used the pic of the great Roy Scheider in Jaws because because we didn't want to show an actual scary Whitetip with a mouth full of teeth: December's depressing enough without that.
So if you're booked to be heading there any day soon, maybe take some extra books.